Subversive, funny cross stitch pattern with flower element and text "FARTS ARE JUST THE SCREAMS OF TRAPPED POOP", is available for immediate download upon purchase. Each purchase comes with easy to follow printable instructions that are great for beginners, Intermediate & advanced.

Each purchase comes with easy to follow printable instructions that are great for beginners, Intermediate & advanced. Cross stitch patterns are a wonderful way to relax and enjoy! When you are done, they make great gifts and displays for the home or office. 

♥Size:

124 x 108 stitches

This pattern is designed with 16 count Aida cloth, however it can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric.

♥Hoop recommendations:

14 count → 9 inch

16 count → 8 inch

18 count → 7 inch

♥Number of colors required: 9 DMC threads

♥ You will get a PDF file, which includes: 

• pattern in color symbols
• pattern in black and white symbol 
• list of DMC thread colors and calculated lengths

♥ All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description If you have any questions don't hesitate to contact me!

Happy stitching !